Funny Excuses for What You Do for Work
24 Wonderfully Ridiculous Excuses For Missing Work
We hope you celebrate your sick days in full style lounging around on your sofa with a bowl of popcorn and a wicked grin on your mischievous face you evil mastermind you! We've searched high and low (and found a little help from Twitter) to find the most wonderfully ridiculous excuses people might use for missing work… you know, in case you need some inspiration!
1. I can't come in today, I was abducted by aliens last night.
2. I can't come in today, the show I've been binge watching just released a new series.
3. I can't come in today, there's a family emergency…
My work just called and asked me if I could come in today….. No I cant sorry my friends dads cousins fish died & I gotta go to the funeral
— Haylie (@HaylieKuehner) January 23, 2017
4. Sorry I won't be able to make it in today, I'm protesting Mondays.
5. This probably won't fly too well with the boss:
6. I can't come in today, I woke up in a good mood and didn't want to ruin it.
7. I can't come in today, my cat has separation anxiety.
8. We can foresee this excuse lasting a whole four years…
"sorry I cant come in to work today, I have a lot of hilarious protest signs to read"
— Callum Ormston (@calormston) January 22, 2017
9. I can't come in today, I just found out Beyoncé is pregnant with twins and I have a weeks worth of memes to catch up on.
10. I can't come in today, Netflix just added a new season of my favourite show and there's a healthy 12 episodes that need my attention.
11. I'm just worried for the well-being of my boss:
I cant come in today because I had a prediction that my boss would die if I did.
— Penny Richter (@pennyrichter776) January 23, 2017
12. I can't come in today, I just hate being here.
13. I can't come in today, (or ever again), I've won the lottery and realised I would rather be doing literally anything else than working here.
14. It's pretty cold outside to be fair…
15. I can't come in today, I've come down with a pretty bad case of the hiccups.
16. I can't come in today, it's such a nice day and I want to enjoy it.
17. Hey, what's a guy to do?!
ha ha hey sorry i cant come in to work today i just got sims4
— punkin loaf (@hayleybugo) January 14, 2017
18. I can't come in today, I wont be released on bail until Friday.
19. I can't come in today, but I'm DEFINITELY *not* hungover…
how do i email my boss at 4am that i cant come in to work today bc im sick
— l*dia (@dongvvoos) January 5, 2017
20. I can't come in today, my legs have fallen asleep and they won't wake up.
21.Yeah I'm dead… but I'll be in tomorrow!
hey boss i cant come in today im ded and texting you from beyond the grave *spookyvoice*
— SnarSnar (@Ksnar) January 3, 2017
22. I can't come in today, my hamster unplugged my alarm clock.
23. I can't come in today, I forgot it was Monday.
24. Everyone knows not to disturb a sleeping dog…
I really want to text my boss that I cant come in today… I have a sleeping dog on me and it's too cold. Legitimate reasons. 😩🙃
— Stephanie Lynne (@CUSEblonde24) December 20, 2016
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Annabel Usher, Editor
Source: https://www.fish4.co.uk/career-advice/24-wonderfully-ridiculous-excuses-missing-work/
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